Weegey Board : By Jack Da Stripper

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<command type="script">
<in>!weegey</in>
<out>#c7####</out>
<out>#c16#WEEGEY BOARD</out>
<out>#c10####</out>
<out>#c16####</out>
<out>#c10#%NAME% #c6#gather round people and all join hands</out>
<out>#c17#is there anybody out there</out>
<out>#c16#nock once if there is nock twice iff theres not</out>
<out>#c3#silence falls over the room #c17#o#c1#.#c8#O#c3# ohhh #c13#!#c17#!#c11#! #c3#myyyyy #c15#!#c4#!#c8#!</out>
<out>#c13#and all of a sudden a faint nock appears</out>
<out>#c10#%NAME% #c9#says he#c9#llo ghostly ghoul what is your name and do you have a message for us</out>
<out>#c20#silence in the room , I thinks this spectre has a message for us </out>
<out>#c3#All of a sudden, tha Room shakes and the lites flicker and the room is cast into total darkness</out>
<out>#c35####</out>
<out>#c35#.........#c1#o.O#c35#........................#c1#O.o#c35#..................#c1#-O.O-</out>
<out>#c35#..................................................................................#c1#o.O</out>
<out>#c35#.....................#c1#O.o#c35#..............#c1#O.o#c35#..................#c1#o.0</out>
<out>#c35#..............................................................</out>
<out>#c35#..........#c1#-O-O-#c35#...........................#c1#o.O#c35#........................#c1#o.O</out>
<out>#c35####</out>
<out>#c3#Then from out of the darkness comes a voice , it is the voice of a#c1# ....SPIRIT.... </out>
<out>#c10#If you feel you are ready to recieve the message , just type #c7#!#c7#im ready</out>
</command>

<command type="script"> 
<in type ="exact">!im ready</in>
<out type="push" extdata="randomnumber">%RANDOMNUM%</out>
<out delay="3000">#c19#A FLASH OF LIGHT 'N' A ROAR OF THUNDER</out>
<out delay="2000">#c20#LOUD FALLING RAIN 'N' HOWLING WINDS , TELLS US A SPIRIT IS NEAR</out>
<out type="push" extdata="9"><operator type="+" lvalue="%RANDOMNUM[8]%" rvalue="1"/></out>
  // ELVIS PRESLEY
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#HU HUH MY name is#c6#ELVIS ERAN PRESLEY</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#and yesssssssss i haveeee a msg</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#I am fine and workinnnnn in a small recording studio in downtown heaven</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#Me n mama take old shep for long walks over the clouds</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#tell lisa marie to stay away from #c15#Micheal Jackson#c1# he aint nuttin but a hound dog</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="1">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# comes back from under the table shakin and quiverring like they's all shook up </out>
  // STEVE IRWIN
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="2">#c1#crikeyyyy M8 winmx !!! fair dinkum m8 myyyyy name is #c14#STEVE IRWIN #c20#!!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="2">#c1#me has a message for all me fans down there in winmx</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="2">#c1#Fair Dinkum M8 me is flat out like a lizard drinking up here</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="2">#c1#YER SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF THE CROCS UP HERE M8</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="2">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="2">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# comes back from under the table shakin and quiverring as if they seen a shark </out>
  // john wayne
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c8#YEEHAWWW #c26#!!! #c29#JOHN WAYNE#c1# rides his ghost horse into the middle of the room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#jumps off his horse and drinks his millk</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#and says howdy partnerz a mans gotta do wat a mans gotta do</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#Johns horse kicks the channel list</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#and he shouts wake up y'all lazy Lurker's #c17#YEEHAWWW #c26#!!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="3">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# comes back from under the table shakin and quiverring in their boots </out>
  // charlie chaplin
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#HEY %NAME%#c1# , i am heeeeeree you called for meeeeee</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#in life i was nown as#c14# CHARLIE CHAPLIN#c8#....</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#I never said much just waddled me cane.</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#but now I have my voice back oooooh %NAME%#c1# i see you are sharing many  of colored screen talkie movies :#c8#}}</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="4">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# comes back from under the table shakin and quiverring lol</out>
  // bob marley
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#Heyyy Mannn my name#c26# BOB MARLEY</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#sings to himself #c9#NOOOO WOMAN NO CRY#c26# !!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#I have a msg bruvers and sisters#c2#!!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#I shot the  #c17#SHERRIFFF #c1#but i didnt shoot the #c28#Deputy#c29#!!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c28#PEACEEEE#c14# !!!#c16# IN MX MANNN #c2#!!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="5">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# comes back from under the table shakin and quiverring token on a fat blunt @.@ ya mon !</out>
  //freddie mercury
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c1#MY Name is Freddie Mercury</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c1#i have a msg for you %NAME%</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c1#i am number 33 in your Que could you start me plzzz !!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c13#WinMx #c1#Rocks . All you guy's and gal's have all the badest #c8#Music #c10#!!! #c1#better than all the [Censored] we got down here !!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="6">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# comes back from under the table shakin and quiverring lmao : ) </out>
  // Maralyn Monroe
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c3#Maralyn monroe...#c1# enters the room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#and says I love you mr.President and all you bad , naughty boys on winmx</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#her flowing white dress blows up in the breeze</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#she pushes it down gently</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# tries to google her myspace #c13#HEHEHEHE #c8# !!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#%NAME%#c1# says#c18# WOWW#c10# !!! #c1#she still a fine [Censored] babe :#C8#P</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as if she was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="7">#c1#and %NAME%#c1# says she's still a fine looker that#c3# Maralyn #c1#chick : #c8#P</out>
  // HENRY THE 8TH
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#My Name is #c8#HENRY THE EIGTH #c13#!!! #c1#i am i am</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#second verse worse than the 1st #c8#HENRY THE EIGTH#c13# !!!#c1# i am i am</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#MEEEEE HAS COME HERE on the lookout for future wives</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#i see u have some Buxom #c5#( #c3#. #c5#)(#c19# .#c5# )#c1# Beuatys in this room ;#c17#P</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#i will be bk #c17#Mwhahaha #c13#!!!</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#the lite returns to the Room</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#and the spirit has vannished as iff he was never there</out>
<out delay="2000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[9]%" rvalue="8">#c1#and #c8#HEHEHEHEHE#c13# !!! #c1#look out girls #c8#HENRY'S #c13#!!! #c1#on the prowl</out>
<out type="push" extdata="SWITCH">OFF</out>
</command> 

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