Three men was marooned on a desert island,
they found food & built a hut, they had been there a week,
then one found a rusty looking jug while digging,
he went to clean it up and as he rubbed, a genie popped out,
"oh you woke me up at last, i can grant three wishes then im free,, as there is three of you lads, you get one wish each"
1st man said "i wish i was home with the wife & kids"
in a puff of smoke he was gone
2nd one said "i wish to be with my girlfriend in bed"
in a puff of smoke he was gone
3rd one said "its lonely here now, i wish them two was here with me"
