RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked
up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded
The cop stammered, 'A what?...............
A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one
finger, then work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then
I slowly but surely stretch it, until it' s about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
arsehole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge...'
