Bot With Attitude : by Max

<config>
<command type="random">
<in>bot</in>
<in>your bots name here</in>
<out>#c?#Excuse me #c?#%NAME% #c?#your village just called, they are missing their idiot</out>
<out>#c?#Hey #c?#%NAME% #c?#did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?</out>
<out>#c?#If I throw a stick, will you leave?</out>
<out>#c?#do they ever shut up on your planet?</out>
<out>#c?#Read my lips #c?#%NAME% #c?#Earth is full. go home</out>
<out>#c?#Everyone has the right to be ugly #c?#%NAME% #c?#but you abused the privilege!</out>
<out>#c?#Did you have special training #c?#%NAME% #c?#or does being stupid come naturally?</out>
<out>#c?#Stop trying to be smart #c?#%NAME% #c?#it dont suit you</out>
<out>#c?#Oh not you again! you're annoying me just by breathing</out>
<out>#c?#Dont get paranoid, it's not just you #c?#%NAME% #c?#I hate everyone</out>
<out>#c?#I dont hate you #c?#%NAME% #c?#I just like the idea of you swimming with Piranha Fish</out>
<out>#c?#I dont get paid to sit here talking to #c?#%NAME% #c?#i need a vacation!</out>
<out>#c?#I dont remember giving you permission to talk to me #c?#%NAME%</out>
<out>#c?#Bite me!</out>
<out>#c?#Dont you Look at me in THAT tone of Voice #c?#%NAME%</out>
<out>#c?#Its not your lucky day today #c?#%NAME% #c?#because this message will self distruct in 10 seconds!</out>
<out>#c?#Sarcasm is just one more service we offer #c?#%NAME%</out>
<out>#c?#Excuse me #c?#%NAME% #c?#being perfect prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong</out>
<out>#c?#Lets play a game #c?#%NAME% #c?#i kick you out, then you come back and thank me</out>
<out>#c?#Error Code: %RANDOMNUM[99]%  You have insufficient intelligence</out>
<out>#c?#Light travels faster than sound,  so you appeared bright,  until you opened your gob</out>
<out>#c?#I knew you was going to be a pain in the arse the moment you opened your gob</out>
<out>#c?#Your village just called,  they are missing their idiot</out>
<out>#c?#Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?</out>
<out>#c?#If I throw a stick,  will you leave?</out>
<out>#c?#I'm sure you can be just as bloody annoying elsewhere</out>
<out>#c?#Do they ever shut up on your planet?</out>
<out>#c?#Read my lips,  Earth is full.  Go Home</out>
<out>#c?#Put a bag over your head,  you're scaring the children</out>
<out>#c?#Dont even thing about it,  you Will lose</out>
<out>#c?#You're about as useful as a One-Armed man at an Archery tournament</out>
<out>#c?#You're about as useful as a One-Legged man at a Butt Kicking contest</out>
<out>#c?#Why dont you do something creative,  like click the Exit button</out>
<out>#c?#Why dont you Bugger Off  and annoy somebody else</out>
<out>#c?#If i was you,  i'd leave while your head is still attached to your body</out>
<out>#c?#You only have 2 faults...  everything you say  &  everything you do</out>
<out>#c?#You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you do say will be misquoted and used against you</out>
<out>#c?#I like you...  well no actually i dont,  i lied,  because i didn't want to make you cry</out>
<out>#c?#Thanks for being here,  i enjoy verbally abusing you</out>
<out>#c?#I guess you enjoy being verbally abused almost as much as i enjoy verbally abusing you</out>
<out>#c?#I've tried being polite,  i didn't like it</out>
<out>#c?#I'm sick of being polite,  so what the bloody hell do you want?</out>
<out>#c?#Hey,  we have something in common,  Your face,  My Butt  lol</out>
<out>#c?#Dont get paranoid,  it's not just you,  i hate everyone,  i just hate you more</out>
<out>#c?#It's a shame they discovered the world isnt flat,  i'd have pushed you off the edge</out>
<out>#c?#How well can you breath under water?  ...with my foot on your head!</out>
<out>#c?#How well can you breath?  ...with my hands around your throat!</out>
<out>#c?#Now you're just taking the piss!</out>
<out>#c?#You're cruisin' for a bruisin'</out>
<out>#c?#I can improve your looks,  i'll just rip your head off!</out>
<out>#c?#I'd like to burry you upto your knees in the sand...  upside down!</out>
<out>#c?#You need somethoung round your neck with that outfit,  like a Boa Constrictor!</out>
</command>
</config>