About Condoms

Condoms cum in three sizes: Small, Medium & Liar

Did you know they all had a unique serial number in the ring? or do you not roll them that far back?

i do know you pop one over the top of an empty wine bottle, pop it on the shelf
and when the whether is cold it pokes up a little,
when the whether is hot, it pokes up a lot

looks like Meg is off to find a wine bottle & a condom to make her own blue peter temperature/barometer

Well, thats better than Madonnas use for them...

What does she do with them?

I brought a 24 pack so I can try out 24 experiments. :geek:

the mind boggles

it was more the bottle i was refering too, but i have seen footage of her friends 'doing the spaceman'

LMAO

The Spaceman:

[*]open condom packet
[*]unravel condom
[*]place index fingers inside, and stretch till both hands fit inside
[*]place condom over head, till the 'ring' is just over your nose
[*]inhale deeply thru the mouth
[*]blow out thru nose, inflating the condom
[*]once big and round, pull down over chin, and do 'spacey' sounds

(its supposed to look like you have a space helmet on!!)

something like this

yes that looks fun as well as needing a good pair of lungs,

I think I'll give that a miss thanks, I think I'm going to use them for water bombs!

Bigger than average water bombs.

water bombs that bounce once or twice b4 they burst??

i bet one wouldnt stretch over my head

i bet it would take some blowing up...where's your mouth?

That's a point, where is Alien's mouth?

i dont know, he does talk out of his (censored) though

why would you censor 'eye'? (even if it is a brown one!)

LOL!!!!!111!1!!!1RUSTYSHERIFSBADGE!!!!!!11!!1!

0.o

just thought i'd post something whilst i'm visiting.

i dont like coming in, reading then leaving without saying anything...

its like going to a mates to watch the football and not offering to bring beer!