police officer: in what direction was the parked vehicle moving?
woman driver: it wasnt moving, it was stationary when it hit me
police officer: did you know you was at the wrong address?
woman driver: i realised when i pulled onto the driveway & hit a tree i havent got
police officer: what would you say was the cause of the accident?
woman driver: the padestrian was all over the road, i swerved several times before i hit him
police officer: madam, your car has a defective tail light
woman driver: how can you see my car tail lights with that caravan attached to it?
pollice officer: what caravan?
